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There’s something you don’t see every day, a porno spoof of Cal Worthington and his dog Spot, and just like with Cal it wasn’t a dog. They even did a parody of his jingle.
Wow that news anchor is the exploitation film version f Jeff Foxworthy(if Jeff Foxworthy was less charming,not funny at all,and was a sex offender). I think I’m pretty sure this movie was parodying the news and Dracula and not you know actually reporting the news(which leaves me very disappointed but love the review still though:(
I just couldn’t stop laughing at that title card!
The derpy sex faces, mugging, and obvious drugged up people were cringe-worthy to watch. It’s one thing to not wanna fap to something that has people that could be someone’s grandparents, it’s another thing knowing that films like these could be in your parents’ porn stash!
This stag film would look pretty unbearable to watch, if it weren’t for the Snob treatment. I think I’d rather watch Gayracula… Or Can’t Stop the Music. I’d watch The Apple review, but YouTube took it down from the League of Critics channel. >:(
“Fuck yo coffee, bitch!” has got to be the best line from this movie!
That news anchor is none other than the legendary George “Buck” Flower! I’ve never seen him look so young…or high.
So, not Ron Burgundy…?
Guess, the movie is called Suckula because it really sucks.
BTW, Cinema Snob, if you wanna have porn with news, check out 69 Minutes – Evening news, also known as Nudes At Eleven. Those dialogs and sets are as bad as in any other similar movie. OMGDFG.