Yes, the Halloween Whopper turns your poo green. Like, cartoonishly green. Like axis chemicals are about to turn your toilet into the Joker green.

The Nostalgia Critic and The Cinema Snob review The Passion of the Christ, and also join Santa Christ on a journey through North Jerusalem.

Team Snob sees Guillermo Del Toro’s Crimson Peak, plus Woodlawn, a movie about segregation from the directors of Moms’ Night Out.

Doug and Rob join Brad to talk about Goosebumps!

Team Snob checks out Robert Zemeckis’ new film The Walk, plus the weirdness of Pan.

We learn a little bit more about Tequila’s pre-cop days, as Tequila watches over a homeless girl, and Bonetti searches for a fugitive in Runt of the Litter.

Team Snob checks out the re-release of The Iron Giant, plus the Rifftrax Live! screening of Miami Connection!

Brad and Dave check out the week’s #1 movie The Martian!

At the pre-screening for The Martian, the projector broke, so instead we had to see Everest.

They F*CK you at the drive thru!