Hey look, Pearl got stabbed….that’s a little dark.

A trade with a creepy kid (?) turns horribly wrong!

This episode grows on you, like a killer plant.

Weird Al guest stars on tha latest and strangest episode!

Steven stops acting his age, and it’s killing him! Steven learns that the Gems are thousands of years old and decides to make up for all the thousands of birthdays they’ve missed.

Steven finds out two heads are better than one!

So Garnet has three eyes. And even bigger news, she loves arcade games! WHAAAA?

Steven has a new pet, and he’s big!

After reeling from a bad date, Lloyd, a private investigator, is hired by a worrisome alien to search the Sahara Desert for his brother Dookie.

Tag a tiger by the toe. Steven joins an underground wrestling league with Amethyst, who is tired of Pearl and Garnet bringing her down.