Hey look, Pearl got stabbed….that’s a little dark.

A trade with a creepy kid (?) turns horribly wrong!

Steven stops acting his age, and it’s killing him! Steven learns that the Gems are thousands of years old and decides to make up for all the thousands of birthdays they’ve missed.

Steven finds out two heads are better than one!

Tag a tiger by the toe. Steven joins an underground wrestling league with Amethyst, who is tired of Pearl and Garnet bringing her down.

Who knew teacups could be so deadly?

Man, shit’s getting f*cked up!

Everybody feels like they’re trapped in a bubble sometimes.

Wesley? WESLEY????

Yeah, it’s not as exciting as it sounds.