Tequila and Bonetti: Tale of the Dragon – DVD-R Hell

A sniper has a vendetta against all surfers, and Tequila finally finds someone who can understand him!

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  1. Should have called it Jello shots. Because of the Jello surfboards.

    I expected the surfboard to have a Jello logo on it. I guess product placement wasn’t as bad as on Baywatch yet.

    Not sure why Bonetti got Tequila champagne too. Was it not obvious enough what was going to happen?

  2. Snorgatch Pandalume

    So, he rented a poodle for Tequila to fuck? And her owner was cool with this?

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