The Cinema Snob: Friday the 13th: A Nude Beginning

Given that the Snob has already done Part 5 in the series, that leaves one logical conclusion: the porno spoof.

About thecinemasnob

Brad Jones portrays The Cinema Snob, a pretentious film snob who is stuck with reviewing Z-Grade exploitation flicks of the past. I'm a big guy. For you.


  1. Yup that movie actually happened

  2. Oh ffs, another porno?

  3. Sin! Ah-AHHH
    Savior of the Universe

  4. Well, it stands to reason that this movie would exist.


  5. Sad thing is… this review brings more nostalgia to me then the actual Friday the 13th movies do. I never watched any of the Friday the 13th movies since I really don’t like gore or scary movies but Friday the 13th: A Nude Beginning sadly was the first porno I had ever seen. Naturally its horrible but heck… it did what I needed it to do being the first I had seen.

  6. do spongeknob squarenuts next?

  7. “Either he has a very bubbly dick, or his penis is the Predator”
    Actually, the Xenomorphs are the phallic aliens, thank you very much.
    …Hang on, are there porno spoofs of Alien and Predator, and then an Alien vs Predator porno spoof where both aliens fuck each other?

  8. I love hearing Brad Jones talk about porn. He is very hot when he is being snobby about crappy porn. :shrugs:

  9. Why can’t I watch your older videos? It just says “Serive Not Available” here. Oh well, there’s still YouTube. There’s no female version of Jason here. This title card lied! Well, that wouldn’t have been much better.

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