The Cinema Snob: Miami Connection

Ninja bikers have seized the city’s drug supply, and only a Tae Kwon Do college band can stop them!

About thecinemasnob

Brad Jones portrays The Cinema Snob, a pretentious film snob who is stuck with reviewing Z-Grade exploitation flicks of the past. I'm a big guy. For you.


  1. This is the kind of stupid movie that Obscurus Lupa would review. …Oh wait, SHE DID.

    • Yeah, and then she decided to be a pain in the ass, and then she canceled her only popular show so she could do another unfunny one with Phelous.

      • Ooh, a personal attack on somebody who isn’t around to see it. Classy. Frankly, more than a few people have been jumping ship on this site for what sound like entirely legitimate reasons. And, for what it’s worth, I though her review of this movie was quite funny.

  2. The Cultist Presents

    I remember Lupa’s review on this, I vaguely remember her mentioning this was meant to be an inspirational film.

  3. I went to one of YK Kim’s dojos in Florida, and his pupil who ran it was really awesome. He’s a skilled martial artist. Movie maker? Nope!

  4. Fuckin Film Brain just pwned your ass, Snob. That shit was hilarious…..

  5. This movie is pretty awesome, bro!

  6. Unless I’m mistaken, this is one of the titles Rifftrax will be doing as one of their live events this year. From the looks of it, the audience might wind up laughing at the actual film so much that Mike & Co don’t even have any space to squeeze most of their riffs in.

  7. Made by proud graduates of the Keanu Reeves school of acting.

  8. I wonder if I can find that soundtrack somewhere. That band was awesome!

  9. That martial arts choreography is so incredibly bad that it almost looks like they are making a deliberate spoof of martial arts choreography. In other words, they are deliberately doing it as exaggeratedly bad as possible, for the lulz.

  10. A Girl Scout cookie reference? Well it is that time of year. 🙂 I’ll bet anything he wrote that joke after buying a few boxes, probably from a troop set up at his local grocery store (unless he’s in a neighborhood where the girls go door to door).

  11. OrcishBladeMaster

    OH my… this is terrible, lol “so bad it’s good”

  12. Moviemantweeter1999

    Those two dudes at the end looked like the biker versions of the Wayne’s world characters. But poor kung tai ted poor dudes getting old(let’s hope he doesn’t die anytime soon because that would be schoking). But nice cameo by filmm brain with that voice I bet he could pull off a convincing crack head and child molester.

  13. Did anybody else notice a homoerotic vibe in this movie? I mean if that really is the case, it’s fine, it’s just that I’m surprised neither Brad nor Lupa mentioned anything about it.

  14. I’m speechless because of this movie. 😀 This movie = instant click. I remember when Lupa reviewed this. Haha!

  15. SailorRustyBacon

    This movie’s all over the place! It’s sort of like what would happen if bad fanfic writers of today were all over the place in the 80’s. But of all things 80’s, it’s missing a giant evil corporation, lazers, and robots/cyborgs!

    Actually, I would enjoy Lost more if it were directed by Godfrey Ho: that would mean more non-japanese flourescent ninjas in everybody’s flashbacks!

    And poor Kung Tai Ted 🙁

    Damn you, Bastard Film Brain!! *shakes fist*

  16. This literally made me cry.
    Not the review. The movie. Worse than water torture.

  17. So this is where the song from the credits of Blood Dragon came from.

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