Behold, The Devil Conspiracy, a movie where a Satanic biotech company steals the Shroud of Turin to get Jesus’s DNA to create a new Jesus to offer as a sacrifice to Lucifer, and only the Archangel Michael can stop them!
Brad Jones portrays The Cinema Snob, a pretentious film snob who is stuck with reviewing Z-Grade exploitation flicks of the past.
I'm a big guy. For you.